Saying goodbye to The Kings Legion.

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    Hot-Yogurt-Gun

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    Good news to all the Aldmeri Pact who play on the EU Xbone servers, particularly Azuras Star.
    You may have noticed the absolute drubbing you have received on our part for the last three or four months. Even when the yellows would team with their red boyfriends in an orgy of shame, we, more specifically The Kings Legion (the blue and white tabbards in mimicry of the DC standars) would be there to insert failure into your efforts.
    One single Guild, asserted its dominance at will on your best. A special mention to a few enemies who we respected while humbling;

    Golfespace (gayspace)
    BuDD (moron brothers)
    BuLLy (moron brothers)
    Daglishuk (dogleash)
    Ganja51(spammer51)
    Footy
    ImJustAllen
    MrAstle (Mr arsehole)
    Browntown (brown sound)
    Golden Swordsmen (golden shower)

    And a handful more I’m forgetting. Thank you all for being the spongy meatsheilds for us to grind our AP, thank you for leaving your keeps undefended and thank you above all else for failing to understand the meta of ESO PVP.

    Unhappy with the leadership and paranoia of the guildmaster over these last months I have decided to step away from TKL, taking with me the core that scored the majority of points for our alliance. A large part of us were Australian so sleep safe knowing we will no longer night cap the ever loving crap out of you. But it gets better!
    I will withhold the names of the players who have joined me, but you will notice their absence from the top of the of the DC leader boards for a time to come.
    As one of the three leaders of TKL it was my responsibility to form and lead a third of our pvp efforts. Other names you will have noticed are Mclovinfogell, Meatybig Raymo and a special mention to Woodie. I wish the best to these men and hope that they can continue the efforts we have worked on for so long.

    In Cyrodil there are footmen , there are heroes and there are generals.
    DC EU has just lost a dozen heroes and one of its best generals.

    Look for us on the trial scoreboards. We now run as the Super Internet Best friends, two weeks in and already done with Hell Ra and AA. Please more trials soon.

    -HYG

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    Malic

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    Imperial Nightblade

    You should visit the official forums, its full of internet warriors like you. LOL.

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    mrowmrif2

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    Khajiit Nightblade

    This is pretty hilarious.  Normally i’d take the “let’s play nice” mod perspective, but honestly… your delivery of heckling is delicious and exactly what PVP is supposed to be like.  love it.  also acceptable are screenshots of teabags delivered with impunity and entire raid groups sitting in chairs in front of rivals’ scroll shrines.

    DC scumbag.

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    Hot-Yogurt-Gun

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    I went to official forums but needed an invitation?

    Happy to lurk here instead.

    I do hope to find a familiar name or two around here…..

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    Aerhiborn

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    Hot yogurt gun…..man…..that name…..is amazing.

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    Valrien

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    Shivering Exiles

    Hot-Yogurt-Gun said on November 23, 2015 :

    I went to official forums but needed an invitation?

    Happy to lurk here instead.

    I do hope to find a familiar name or two around here…..

    You should have gotten that in an e-mail. If you never got it then send support ticket and they’ll get you set up.

    Rule #1 of ESO: Never use a Deltia build.

    Guild: Shivering Exiles (Guildmaster); Up-and-Coming PvE Guild!
    Characters: Valrien Dravic (v16 Dunmer Mag Sorcerer)Maros Dravic (sub-50 Dunmer Mag DK)
    Scores: vMA (499,956)

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    Hot-Yogurt-Gun

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    Aerhiborn said on November 27, 2015 :

    Hot yogurt gun…..man…..that name…..is amazing.

    Haha ty mate, I get a lot of compliments on it, my partner is BeardedAxeGash. I do love that woman.

    Valrien said on November 30, 2015 :

    Hot-Yogurt-Gun said on November 23, 2015 :

    I went to official forums but needed an invitation?

    Happy to lurk here instead.

    I do hope to find a familiar name or two around here…..

    You should have gotten that in an e-mail. If you never got it then send support ticket and they’ll get you set up.

    Ahhhhhh wow thanks dude. My xboxlive is set to an email address I’ve never opened, this explains a lot. I will have a look if I don’t find it I’ll ticket a GM.

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    Hot-Yogurt-Gun

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    Also I want to repost my OP on official forums. Does that make me a wanker?

     

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    Valrien

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    Hot-Yogurt-Gun said on December 1, 2015 :

    Also I want to repost my OP on official forums. Does that make me a wanker?

    No it doesn’t, ya wanker.

    Rule #1 of ESO: Never use a Deltia build.

    Guild: Shivering Exiles (Guildmaster); Up-and-Coming PvE Guild!
    Characters: Valrien Dravic (v16 Dunmer Mag Sorcerer)Maros Dravic (sub-50 Dunmer Mag DK)
    Scores: vMA (499,956)

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    njSARGE

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    Dunmer Dragonknight

    I love this post, despite your arrogance – Makes me proud to be an Australian.
    Good luck with your future trials conquests

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    DriiftahH

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    Bosmer Nightblade

    HYG, don’t go! TKL needs you! Whilst Baz withdraws stupidly large sums of gold from our guild bank, we need a strong, independant Aussie to put him in line! :D

    I don’t associate myself with my koala brethren.

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    Eboncross

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    Bosmer Nightblade

    If only you played PC NA.

    ”If knowledge is power, then to be unknown is to be all powerful”

    -Unknown 

    Officer of Unity 

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    TheBeaverweasel

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    Don’t worry guys the Kings Legion is still in full swing and dishing out pumpings and slagging like a pack of savage legends

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