AvA Rivalries Thread VIII

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    Rial

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    Rules:

    1. Feel free to digress into all the stupid reasons why your race/class/faction/gender/appearance is better than everyone elses.
    2. Please keep the above idiocy contained within this thread.
    3. Follow the TF Code of Conduct. No personal attacks, etc…

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    Previous RvR Rivalries Threads:

    1. Part One
    2. Part Two
    3. Part Three
    4. Part Four
    5. Part Five
    6. Part Six
    7. Part Seven

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    Let the insultings commence, just don’t get personal.

    Relax, I’m only being serious.

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    Darius The Restless

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    Well, like i was saying in the last thread, Tiber fought for Cyrodiil, not Skyrim, so you can’t say “the nords get the throne” when Skyrim is in the same position as everywhere else in the Empire; if he was a true Nord he would’ve fought for Skyrim.

    Our archives mention it — in passing. We have done it before: stronger, faster, better, and with such precision that you didn’t even notice. We did it again to, to your Emperor, if you’ve been paying any attention. You brutes know nothing of how to fight, you just flail about in slow motion until you have won your pyrrhic victories. Why don’t you watch Hammerfell, nudriman, maybe you’ll learn something before you reach the Far Shores.

    -Pashat Setachar, on the Dragon break

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    Esuna Khojin

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    So the Khajiit and Bosmer are skooma addicts. The altmer are high on their own magicka. None realise that their cause will be thwarted.

    Have you ever seen a khajiit lick his balls? Looks like a hamster blowing himself.

    And those blood thirsty bosmer, four foot tall cannibals. If they didn’t have a war to fight they would eat themselves to the last man.

    Alter are way too easy. Sissies. I’ve never met an altmer that didn’t love the taste of knob.

    Cunning over Strength

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    R4VID

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    Told you EP would win. @Rial I knew I could count on you to win for your master.

    I am all that is, all that was, and all that will be

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    Rial

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    Esuna-Khojin said on October 13, 2013 :

    Have you ever seen a khajiit lick his balls? Looks like a hamster blowing himself.

    You can just hear the envy that went into writing this sentence.

    R4VID said on October 13, 2013 :

    Told you EP would win. @Rial I knew I could count on you to win for your master.

    Hey, I’m not that kinda guy! I don’t just kill for anyone.

    • This reply was modified 4 years ago by Profile photo of Rial Rial.

    Relax, I’m only being serious.

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    Esuna Khojin

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    @Darius the restless

    Septim was Atmoran. Not a son of skyrim but a Nord none the less. He united the empire through the Nedic tradition of deceit. Thus came the rise of those damned imperials.

    Cunning over Strength

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    Darius The Restless

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    Esuna-Khojin said on October 13, 2013 :

    @Darius the restless

    Septim was Atmoran. Not a son of skyrim but a Nord none the less. He united the empire through the Nedic tradition of deceit. Thus came the rise of those damned imperials.

    This is true according to one source; yet his origins are disputed.

    Still, this doesn’t really affect what i said. Skyrim can’t take credit for a man who didn’t fight for Skyrim; all humans except Redguards originate from Atmora, so him being “Atmoran” means next to nothing.

     

    Our archives mention it — in passing. We have done it before: stronger, faster, better, and with such precision that you didn’t even notice. We did it again to, to your Emperor, if you’ve been paying any attention. You brutes know nothing of how to fight, you just flail about in slow motion until you have won your pyrrhic victories. Why don’t you watch Hammerfell, nudriman, maybe you’ll learn something before you reach the Far Shores.

    -Pashat Setachar, on the Dragon break

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    Darius-The-Restless said on October 13, 2013 :

    According to one source; his origins are disputed.

    Because when Tiber Septim achieved CHIM he kinda rewrote his own life. So we have several stories that are all equally true and equally false at the same time.

    Relax, I’m only being serious.

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    Esuna Khojin

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    Aren’t the nibenese native to Tam Riel like the argonians or aylieds?

    Cunning over Strength

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    Esuna Khojin

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    @rial

    A sort of miracle of peace effect huh?

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    valergain

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    Esuna-Khojin said on October 13, 2013 :

    @rial

    A sort of miracle of peace effect huh?

    Too many Redgaurds…………….

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    Esuna Khojin

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    Calm down before Auri El comes down and does something drastic.

    Does Esuna Khojin have to smack a Mer?

     

    Cunning over Strength

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    Bardicnonsense

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    Skyrim was for the Empire. Therefore Nords do win when Imperials do, because they share the goal of human hegemony, generally. Imperials are of coarse far more cosmopolitan about the whole thing and don’t seem to hate elves. At any rate, the Nords did willingly join Septim’s empire, the first to do so. So I think it is fair to say they got the throne. I believe there were several Nord emperors in the third era. Having said that, I think it is fair to say that when Cyrodiils win, Nords do as well.

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    Darius The Restless

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    Bardicnonsense said on October 13, 2013 :

    Skyrim was for the Empire. Therefore Nords do win when Imperials do, because they share the goal of human hegemony, generally. Imperials are of coarse far more cosmopolitan about the whole thing and don’t seem to hate elves. At any rate, the Nords did willingly join Septim’s empire, the first to do so. So I think it is fair to say they got the throne. I believe there were several Nord emperors in the third era. Having said that, I think it is fair to say that when Cyrodiils win, Nords do as well.

    So because they willingly joined the empire it’s their Empire? That’s a stretch. Skyrim had an empire in the past, seated in Skyrim, belonging to Skyrim. If Tiber would have moved the capital to Skyrim, and claimed it to be an Empire of Skyrim, then Skyrim could claim him. He did not. He conquered in the name of Cyrodiil and ruled from Cyrodiil, therefore Tiber’s credit goes to Cyrodiil.

    If EP wants to have some kind of pride in a man who came from their lands but did not fight for them then so be it; i just have to say i’m cut from a different cloth.

    That’d be like a Crown born Redguard fighting for the Forebears, securing victory for the Forebears, leading in the name of the Forebears and me considering it a Crown victory.

     

     

    Our archives mention it — in passing. We have done it before: stronger, faster, better, and with such precision that you didn’t even notice. We did it again to, to your Emperor, if you’ve been paying any attention. You brutes know nothing of how to fight, you just flail about in slow motion until you have won your pyrrhic victories. Why don’t you watch Hammerfell, nudriman, maybe you’ll learn something before you reach the Far Shores.

    -Pashat Setachar, on the Dragon break

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    Bardicnonsense

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    I keep forgetting it says Dunmer below to my name, not Imperial. ZENIMAX, FIX THIS.

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    Telvanni Veros

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    @Darius-The-Restless It’s rather pointless arguing about Talos anyway. I never even liked the guy in the first place.

     

    @valergain I don’t believe the Heresy any more than I believe the Ashlander Account. Famous people have fabricated stories invented about them. Of course the official account isn’t any less guar dung, but still.

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    Nybling

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    Aldmeri Dominion is the best faction.  Why are people still arguing about this?

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    Bardicnonsense

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    Because we aren’t idiots. You people have the most irresponsible architecture ever.

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    Nybling

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    Bardicnonsense said on October 13, 2013 :

    Because we aren’t idiots. You people have the most irresponsible architecture ever.

    Eh, I’m not sure the EP can judge people on architecture.

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    Bardicnonsense

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    You should visit Mournhold. City of light. City of magic.

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