Tamriel Foundry Crier – Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Tamriel Foundry Crier

A weekly roundup of ESO news, discussions and happenings



Communiques from the White Gold Tower – Updates from the Official ESO Site

Elder Scrolls Online has garnered several E3, pre-launch accolades…What, if any, influence will the promotion of these pre-launch accolades have on the TF citizenry?


Happenings At Tamriel Foundry
Flying Skeever

Guilds? I likes em’ raw!

Archduke Atropos has decreed that the Guilds of Tamriel Foundry may now freely declare their platform preference! Also, the Archduke has levied a ‘comment’ tax for those guilds wishing to hang a shingle inside the protective walls of Tamriel Foundry! Many guilds have been expelled for in-activity. Their guild adverts have been struck from the Guild Registry and their belongings have been moved outside the walls of TF! Constable Isarii reports that Skeever activity, inside the TF walls, has dropped since the cull. Likely because the Skeevers are now fattening themselves on the remnants of the expelled guilds outside.

Guard Captain Sparhawk discussed the announcement of ESO being available for Xbox One and PS4 in the recent episode of The ESO Shot.  Related to the news, put forth by the good Captain, TF Scholars dug into the archives and found an old scroll containing information on the box sales for Skyrim across Xbox 360, PS3 and PC platforms. The numbers contained in the old scroll may point to ONE of the reasons why the Mages at Zenimax will be releasing ESO on XBox One and PS4.

Renowned Argonian artist, Shanku and TF Citizen, Tarantadu have both set up temporary galleries to display their creations. A constable will be on hand to ensure that urchins, miscreants and hooligans do not pilfer the art.


Shanku’s Gallery


Tarantadu’s Gallery

Happenings from the ESO Community


Archduke Atropos joined leaders and personalities from community sites, podcasts and YT channels for the second meeting of the ESO All Stars. Again, there were no women represented on the panel. The presence of Cox may be to blame. For those TF citizens who were not able to attend the live panel, you can travel to The Quest Gaming Network’s amphitheater to take in the re-enactment of the discussion! Fried Skeever tails and Berry wine will be available for purchase!

The scholar Terminus Zaire is presenting a short scroll on the history and culture of the Redguard. Though his presentation is open to the public be warned that other self-proclaimed lore scholars may attempt to refute the work of scholar Zaire. Hopefully a constable will be on hand to keep order.

The Sage, Force, has established a new ESO Scrying Mirror where TF Citizens can take in his wisdom concerning ESO! Viewing can be done at the Hall of Mirrors. (That’s Youtube for you non-RPers)


Constables Isarii, Tonsha and Rial would like me to remind TF citizens to dispose of all rubbish in the sewers, not the streets!

That Is All!

29 responses to “Tamriel Foundry Crier – Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”

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    Imperial Sorcerer

    Entropy Rising

    A most excellent recap, I have to read this to myself in the voice of:

    No prostitutes, actors, or unclean tradesmen may attend!

    Founder, creator, and developer of Tamriel Foundry.


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    Nord Templar


    Good article i will look into it more :)



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    Dunmer Dragonknight

    Entropy Rising

    Crier news is best news!

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    Bosmer Templar

    This format is great – both entertaining and Medieval-y. I hope it stays this way :P.

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    Breton Templar


    Guilds? I likes em’ raw!

    And stale!  Those Skeevers must be some of the carrion kind that forage at one of the outer cemeteries.

    Thanks in bunches for pumping out a weekly summary including some off-site info.

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    Altmer Sorcerer

    Love this style. +1 internet points for you!

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    Altmer Templar

    Entropy Rising

    Soo much RP! Make it stoppp!!!!



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    The Human Floyd


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    Argonian Sorcerer

    Viewing can be done at the Hall of Mirrors. (That’s Youtube for you non-RPers)

    This gave me a good chuckle. Long live the crier!

    “If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.” – Tao Te Ching

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    Ebonheart Templar

    Tamriel Foundry Community

    Loved it. Would read again/10.

    Relax, I’m only being serious.

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    Orc Dragonknight

    Phazius said on June 23, 2013 :

    Crier news is best news!

    spin off of a Blazing Saddles quote possibly? made me lol

    ( Hangman – “no noose is good noose”)

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    Nord Dragonknight

    Praevanid said on June 23, 2013 :

    This format is great – both entertaining and Medieval-y. I hope it stays this way .

    Me too! Best format ever!! Keep it like that!!!!


    Our greatest strength is the adversity we have overcome.


    Our resolve is glacial, our might is forged in fire, and our courage, cultivated by the beasts of the jungle.


    We are Ebonheart.

    We are as one.


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    Breton Templar

    This was awesome, love the RP. Keep up the good work.

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    Altmer Dragonknight

    Mostly Harmless

    Is it sad that I chuckled more than once while reading this :-)  Great job Grim, I actually found ESO news in there I had over looked!  Thanks for keeping me straight lol.

    ”Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” -Vince Lombardi


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    Argonian Dragonknight

    loveLove what your doing here can’t wait for all the news in the future

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    Nord Dragonknight

    Blood Of The North

    Domarigaurd said on June 24, 2013 :

    Phazius said on June 23, 2013:

    Crier news is best news!

    spin off of a Blazing Saddles quote possibly? made me lol

    ( Hangman – “no noose is good noose”)

    That was Men in Tights towards the end.


    In other words, this is one of the best news sources I have seen yet.


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    Orc Templar

    @Grimalkin, that was awesome :) Love the article and the chosen style, haha. Looking forward to more weekly round-ups in the future.

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    Dunmer Nightblade

    Entropy Rising

    great job @Grimalkin !!



    ” If you wish to make a fight boring, make it fair.”

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    Argonian Templar


    Nice article it was really entertaining.

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    Dunmer Dragonknight

    The Trueblades

    Rome series are great, but the crier is the best of all!

    (Maybe except Pullo´s trips to the canalisation)

    Life is the laugh, Death is the joke.


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    Dunmer Sorcerer

    Nice thank you for bringing the art forward to us in this manner, gonna see the Rome Newsreader now brb ;)

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